You Didn’t REALLY Think I’d Let You Go For The Weekend Without Showing You An Iguana Farting, Did You?


CHILD PLEASE. This is the most important thing on the Internet right now. Check it before you wreck it.

Have a great weekend you guys. It’s Halloween, but remember, don’t celebrate it on the 31st, which is a Sunday, otherwise it’s straight to Hell for you. Doesn’t matter all the other great stuff you’ve done or whatever, don’t dress up and get candy this Sunday, or you’ll burn. Saturday night? Go nuts! But right at midnight, you better have that costume off and be binge drinking as per your usual, or start dressing lightly for the eternal damnation you’ll be sweating through.

(h/t to The Icehouse for the reptilian flatulence)

One thought on “You Didn’t REALLY Think I’d Let You Go For The Weekend Without Showing You An Iguana Farting, Did You?

  1. Dear Blasphemer,

    I have been deeply offended by your satiric rhetoric regarding Christian beliefs. It would seem that you have renounced the cherished belief system extolled by over 93.2% of Americans. Matters of Heaven and Hell are of utmost importance and as such your boorish mockery has greatly antagonized even your most ardent Christian readers (99% of your audience). I will no longer frequent your blog and I recommend that all Christian readers abandon this morally vacuous webpage. We will not be back.

    Piously Yours,

    Jeramy Murray, Reverend

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