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Have a great weekend you guys. It’s Halloween, but remember, don’t celebrate it on the 31st, which is a Sunday, otherwise it’s straight to Hell for you. Doesn’t matter all the other great stuff you’ve done or whatever, don’t dress up and get candy this Sunday, or you’ll burn. Saturday night? Go nuts! But right at midnight, you better have that costume off and be binge drinking as per your usual, or start dressing lightly for the eternal damnation you’ll be sweating through.
(h/t to The Icehouse for the reptilian flatulence)