Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, I run a web-advertising firm, andContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Worker Motivation, Computers, and Bedroom Secrets”
Monthly Archives: June 2010
Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites
Today I feel like spreading love. Everyone has their office routine. You get to work, or wake up and finally get in front of a computer, and you go to certain regular sites, usually news or interest related. I usually go in this order: The Daily Beast ESPN The Ghost of Roy Hobbs The IcehouseContinue reading “Friends Whom I Find Humorous, Entertaining, and Unavoidable and Who Also Maintain Their Own Webbing Sites”
Sometimes I Feel Like The Hi-Pointe Theatre Just Isn’t Trying Anymore
To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago: I’m So Sorry
To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago, My name is Zack, and I’m the owner of the car you broke into a couple of weekends ago. Let me start by saying this immediately: I am so sorry. It appears as if it was an unsuccessful heist. Unless, of course, it wasContinue reading “To Whomever Broke Into My Car A Couple of Weekends Ago: I’m So Sorry”
I Hate Hate Hate Germany Ghana
(The first draft of this article was written immediatley after the United States secured passage onto the next round of the World Cup, when it seemed inevitable that Germany would come in second in its group, pitting these old foes against one another. Of course, the Krauts won their stupid, stupid group, leaving us toContinue reading “I Hate Hate Hate Germany Ghana”
Michelle Obama Is Pretty Pumped About Zack Coming Back
Don’t Worry, Bidness Will Be Back Again Shortly
Sorry about the recent dearth of posting in the past few weeks. I’ve been performing a lot in the past couple of months, and am also hustling all kinds of exotic animals for money, both of which are time and energy-consuming. Also, unlike the foreign wildlife, this site doesn’t make me nearly as many dollarsContinue reading “Don’t Worry, Bidness Will Be Back Again Shortly”
Former Mrs. Jim Joyce: “Well That Just Figures”
TOLEDO, OH – When asked about her ex-husband, Umpire Jim Joyce, and his blown call that cost Detroit Tiger’s pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game, an indignant Eunice Hampton-Joyce said “Well, that just figures” through gnashed teeth. “He was wrong about everything,” nagged Hampton-Joyce, who claims to be happier alone than with Joyce. “How toContinue reading “Former Mrs. Jim Joyce: “Well That Just Figures””
ZACK STOVALL 