Monthly Archives: May 2010

Not To Take Anything Away From That Mother’s Day Perfect Game, But Did He Do It On LSD? Didn’t Think So

As you know, yesterday Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden pitched a perfect game. That means 27 batters, 27 outs. Only 109 pitches. Pretty sick stuff. But color me unimpressed. Okay, okay, I’m just kidding. It’s ridiculously impressive. But Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter one time. And while I understand that that – while just asContinue reading “Not To Take Anything Away From That Mother’s Day Perfect Game, But Did He Do It On LSD? Didn’t Think So”

Lista De Actividades Para Cinco De Mayo

So it’s Cinco de Mayo again. Every year, it seems to be on a Wednesday, and throngs of people ditch work a little early to head to the one or two authentic Mexican restaurants in the city, and wait around shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of other white people in loosened neckties for overpriced margaritas andContinue reading “Lista De Actividades Para Cinco De Mayo”

For Once I’d Like To Go To A Cardinals Game Where Someone Doesn’t Get Tasered

BRO! NOT AWESOMES! This kid crashed the Cards at Phillies game last night in the eighth inning immediately before crashing into the ground violently. It’s MLB policy to not encourage other insanely-brilliant-cargo-short-wearing brolumni from doing the same thing by showing them on TV, but cuts to the Cardinals dug out showed everyone grinning from ear to ear andContinue reading “For Once I’d Like To Go To A Cardinals Game Where Someone Doesn’t Get Tasered”

Welcome to Arizona!

Hello neighbors! Welcome to Arizona – the Grand Canyon State! We here at the Department of Tourism and Culture would like to welcome some of you with open arms to our fine state! You may have heard some hubbub about our legislature and its recent bill regarding illegal immigration. However, we at the ADTC want you to know thisContinue reading “Welcome to Arizona!”

Target Stores Now Catering To The Much-Ballyhooed Retarded Person Demographic