Monthly Archives: March 2010

Tell Me Whether I’m Doing Awesome or Not Awesome

So thus far, the site’s been doing pretty well. I’m enjoying getting down, and from the number of both familiar and new visitors coming in every day, you guys are enjoying me getting down. But here’s a link to some polls I’m doing to figure out what I’m doing right and what I’m doing wrong.Continue reading “Tell Me Whether I’m Doing Awesome or Not Awesome”

This Isn’t Two Guys Fighting In a Whataburger As Seen and Described By Two Houston Rappers, Is It?

Icehouse sends this little bit from his beloved Texas. Short story shorter, two guys get into fistacuffs over a misplaced Whataburger burger in front of some FlipCam-ready Houston rappers. Hilarity ensues. I don’t know what else to say. Guess your day could have been a lot worse, eh?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! NOOOOOOOOO!

THIS IS THE MOST AWFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. DOUBLE-U, TEE, EFF, LIFE. This is a shocking turn of events for the world of GIFs: first, great and merry rappers in them, now adorable-bird murder, mixed with a dash of voyeurism. TOO. F-ING. CRUEL. (h/t Icehouse)

Famous Rappers Plus Moving Harry-Potter-like Pictures Equals Crazy Awesome

Oh, man. Expect this to be a big ole innanet sensation by Friday. From @azizansari comes Gifs of Popular Rappers. It’s pretty self-explanatory and pretty awesome at the same time. Here are some favs: This reminds me of a friend of mine who can barely chew their gum and look not-retarded in the same breath. BeingContinue reading “Famous Rappers Plus Moving Harry-Potter-like Pictures Equals Crazy Awesome”

Zack’s Hate Mail from Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage

In our offices, everyday it seems like Zack gets a piece of Hate Mail from just about any and everybody you could imagine. Here are some of the keepers: Dearest Zachary, While I certainly do not wish to dilute the waters of the pool of creativity I see in the world today – a poolContinue reading “Zack’s Hate Mail from Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage”

If I Didn’t Know Better, I’d Say That This Person Isn’t Singing This Rap Song At All

So Zach Galifianakis is a really big deal right now, and deservedly so. One of the funnier stories to come out of his various successes prior to The Hangover is this music video. After seeing one of his stand up shows, Kanye West approached Galifianakis about the latter doing a video for the former. HeContinue reading “If I Didn’t Know Better, I’d Say That This Person Isn’t Singing This Rap Song At All”

Terry Gaither Advice on Team Building, Relocation, and Changing Vocations

Terry Gaither Advice is a sponsored advice column in which Mr. Gaither lends his own advice and wisdom from his twenty years of working in the professional field on Wall Street and his last six years working from his cell in a maximum security, 24-hour watch mental facility. “Dear Terry, My bosses keep making us goContinue reading “Terry Gaither Advice on Team Building, Relocation, and Changing Vocations”

The Worst Part About Running Someone Over With Your Car Is That They Never Really Believe That You’re Sorry

You know, you try and try and try to be careful out there on the roads. You keep your hand at ten or two, you only text behind the wheel when necessary or when you’re really in a hurry and you never drive if you’ve already thrown up from drinking. I mean, most of that stuffContinue reading “The Worst Part About Running Someone Over With Your Car Is That They Never Really Believe That You’re Sorry”