Expressionisms: “Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass”

15 08 2011

I get some expressions. Like the one below. Apes sometimes throw their feces. If you’re acting crazy, it could be said you are acting like a monkey, and, symbollically, hurling feces. This one makes no sense. If someone were blowing smoke up my butt, I’d not only wonder what I was doing wrong, but also wonder why no one else was stopping this other person from doing something else wrong to me.





Expressionisms: ‘Going Ape Sh*t’

15 08 2011

New segment. Common expressions drawn out hastily by someone who can’t draw very well to their logical conclusions. If you needed that written out, you probably won’t get these. Enjoy!





Zack on Breast Cancer Awareness and Viagra

23 06 2011

Did some more standing up and talking and this was a two minute segment from that.

That is all.





“Put On Some New Clothes and Look Nice For Once”

20 06 2011

Epicness that needs no further explanation.

(h/t Glenward, My Boss)





The Most Intellectually Stimulating Discourse on Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Lewd Scandal Yet

14 06 2011

That is all.

(h/t to Icehouse)





Gene Kitsmiller: ‘Bucket List’ Stand Up Comedian

7 06 2011

As most of you know, I do stand up around St. Louis. It’s a lot of fun, and living in a city in which I don’t know that many people, it’s a great way to do my own thing for myself and meet other people.

One of the people I’ve met is Gene Kitsmiller. He’s a nice guy who’s about my dad’s age. He loves old school comedy from the early 80′s, like Seinfeld’s older stuff, Paul Reiser, and a lot of old Jay Leno “observational” type material. Not my style, but hey, it works for him. Anyway, I think he’s had a tough time lately, something about his dad letting him go from their family business to make room for his sister’s boyfriend or something. With more time on his hand, he’s gotten to finally take the plunge and fulfill a dream of his to get on stage, crossing it off his ol’ bucket list. This is maybe his third performance ever, and I think his other two ended with him blacking out and/or throwing up.

I thought he did okay. Check him out here.





Some Days The Internet Gives You Nothing, Other Days It Gives You Everything Including a Salsa Tromboning Darth Vader

19 05 2011

That is all.








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