I get some expressions. Like the one below. Apes sometimes throw their feces. If you’re acting crazy, it could be said you are acting like a monkey, and, symbollically, hurling feces. This one makes no sense. If someone were blowing smoke up my butt, I’d not only wonder what I was doing wrong, but also wonder why no one else was stopping this other person from doing something else wrong to me.
Expressionisms: “Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass”
15 08 2011Comments : Leave a Comment »
Tags: blowing smoke up your ass, CIGARS!, Expressionisms, hey! I'm back!, how about that, silly silly silliness, this isn't based on anyone
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Expressionisms: ‘Going Ape Sh*t’
15 08 2011
New segment. Common expressions drawn out hastily by someone who can’t draw very well to their logical conclusions. If you needed that written out, you probably won’t get these. Enjoy!
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Tags: apes!, Expressionisms, going ape sh*t, RISE OF THE APES, wait apes can't talk! THIS DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE!
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Zack on Breast Cancer Awareness and Viagra
23 06 2011Did some more standing up and talking and this was a two minute segment from that.
That is all.
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Tags: Arkansas t-shirt, dick joke, kicking it old school, poop joke, PUNDERDOME, puns, viagra, what of it
Categories : Vijjeo Pitchas
“Put On Some New Clothes and Look Nice For Once”
20 06 2011Epicness that needs no further explanation.
(h/t Glenward, My Boss)
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Tags: Awesome, dopeness, HBS, there it is, wait for it, wwwaaaait for it
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The Most Intellectually Stimulating Discourse on Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Lewd Scandal Yet
14 06 2011That is all.
(h/t to Icehouse)
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Tags: ARF ARF ARF PENIS JOKE ARF ARF ARF, congress, could've done with a better name, hilarity, politics!, seriously though that's a name you change the day you turn 18, surprises at the end
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Gene Kitsmiller: ‘Bucket List’ Stand Up Comedian
7 06 2011As most of you know, I do stand up around St. Louis. It’s a lot of fun, and living in a city in which I don’t know that many people, it’s a great way to do my own thing for myself and meet other people.
One of the people I’ve met is Gene Kitsmiller. He’s a nice guy who’s about my dad’s age. He loves old school comedy from the early 80′s, like Seinfeld’s older stuff, Paul Reiser, and a lot of old Jay Leno “observational” type material. Not my style, but hey, it works for him. Anyway, I think he’s had a tough time lately, something about his dad letting him go from their family business to make room for his sister’s boyfriend or something. With more time on his hand, he’s gotten to finally take the plunge and fulfill a dream of his to get on stage, crossing it off his ol’ bucket list. This is maybe his third performance ever, and I think his other two ended with him blacking out and/or throwing up.
I thought he did okay. Check him out here.
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Tags: did you ever notice someone noticing something?, Gene Kitsmiller, how about that, neat, observational comedy, rimshot, stand up, Tiger Woods has had sex with a woman, what's the deal with everything
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Some Days The Internet Gives You Nothing, Other Days It Gives You Everything Including a Salsa Tromboning Darth Vader
19 05 2011That is all.
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Tags: I hope this convinces some guy to finally get a computer and get internet access in his shabby one bedroom apartment, Salsa, Star Wars elitism, thanks Internet, what the what, You've gotta admit he's an awesome dancer and an accomplished trombone player
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